Anyone know a good jealousy story?

Shes your ex for a reason, if you know she reads your blog, why dont you do this....Write about a girl you met at the mall, store,wherever and write about how she is the best ever...how shes not a jealous crazy slut unlike "someone" you know. This will surely get her pissed off and crazy! At the end, who is she gonna complain to? If your friends stopped talking to you b/c of her, they werent true friends anyway. Find new ones. Good Luck.